Woah.

I am having an insane number of symptoms super early.  My husband is convinced this means there are two babies.  (Which is not even remotely funny to joke about.)

I don't have any nausea yet so I'm counting my blessings for that.

As for other stuff?

Round Ligament Pain?  OMG, how is this possible so early?  I wouldn't even believe it was possible if Google hadn't revealed to me tons of other mothers who have had it this early (and earlier) with each subsequent pregnancy.  If I twist too quickly, or God forbid if I sneeze, it feels like my uterus is ripping out of my body.

Exhaustion?  At least it seems to have cured the insomnia I've been struggling with since Boy 2 was born 19 months ago.  I could sleep all day.

Sore boobs?  Miserable.  And considering that Boy 2 is still nursing, this is just a cruel joke.  Oh, and I obviously need newer sports bras.  

What does all of this mean?  Absolutely nothing except that if this pregnancy goes for the duration, I don't think it is going to be any kinder to me than my previous ones.