I love my husband, but . . .

. . . One of us is going to have to start sleeping in the guest room. He snores. A lot. Always has. What I have forgotten is how incompatible pregnancy sleep is with someone who snores loud enough to wake the dead. In a non pregnant condition, his snoring annoys me, I elbow him in the ribs, he rolls over and stops long enough for me to fall back asleep.

In a pregnant condition, his snoring annoys me, I elbow him in the ribs, he rolls over . . . But before I can fall back asleep, I realize I have to pee. Then I get back in bed and realize how queasy I feel and wonder if I'm going to throw up. And I lay there trying to suppress the nausea long enough to fall back asleep. EXCEPT, usually sometime in this 45-90 minute routine for me, he has started snoring again before I ever get back to sleep in the first place.

Crap. I am exhausted.